the Blame Game or: A Man Came In Through the Window, Dad!   Watching last nights 60 Minutes all I could think of was the old Bill Cosby routine, “To …

Eeny, Meeney, Miney, Moe and Jack or: the Twofer   How many stupid things could a stupid man say when a stupid man says stupid things? Well, a stupid man …

Death Rally 2020 or: Ill Duce   Wash those hands, put on your @#$%! masks and, for the love of Cindy Lou Who, vote the virus out.   Happy Trails …

Stand By or: D-Day -1   “Surprise, surprise, surprise.” Gomer Pyle   The V-i-C falling victim to the TrumpVirus is as surprising as the sun rising in the morning or …

Transfer of Power or: The Treasure of Pennsylvania Ave   Happy Trails, Smitty      

Under the Weather or: Silly Experts   Could this clown BE anymore stupid? (He asked in his best Chandler Bing)   Wash those hands and put on your @#$%! masks! …

Fortunate Son or: Being Prepared is Stupid   “…the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. …

Liar Liar or: As the Nose Grows   The virus’s contempt for all things American knows no bounds.   Wash those hands and put on your @#$%! masks   Happy …

Fear Fest 2020 or: Nazipalooza   Hatred, violence, disease, insanity… That’s all he’s got.   Happy Trails Smitty      

An Inconvenient Truth or: Now You Tell Us   You can bet your bottom dollar the RNC didn’t meant to be honest but, I’m callin’ it now: That’s the last …

Testing Testing 1-2-3 or: Stupid is as stupid does   The Virus-in-Chief literally (and I don’t mean new fangled figuratively literally, I mean old fashioned literally literally) LITERALLY does not know …

Save Me or: Wolves in Sheeps Clothing   I’d trust Charlie Manson with a knife to my throat before I’d trust the Virus-in-Chief.   Wash those hands and put on …

The New Geography or: The Girl Next Door   Born in Kansas City and a fan of the Mighty Chefs (Great Googley Moogley) I’m contractually obligated to talk smack about …

Friday, Saturday, Sunday Night Massacre or: All’s Dead That Ends Dead   160,000 dead is not enough for the Virus-in-Chief who is now: dismantling the USPS to subvert the election, …

the Man Who Would Be King or: Death’s Dark Crown   Not content with simply killing us all with the Trumpvirus, now the V-i-C wants to do away with the …

Natural Inclinations or: the Devil Made Me Do It   Just doin’ what a virus has to do.   Happy Trails Smitty      

So Much Winning! or: Stupid Science   Science can only stand in the way if we let it. Whatever the VIrus-in-Chief or his idiot sock puppets tell you… DON’T DO …

National Interest or: School Daze   He lasted longer than I thought he would but Dr Fauci has finally been thrown under the bus by the Virus-in-Chief. He doesn’t know …

Abject Surrender or: the Master Plan   Give up? This is the leadership we’ve been waiting for?   Happy Trails Smitty      

If This Be Treason or: Stupid Is As Stupid Does   I said it here three years ago and I say it again…   Bigot, coward, liar, thief, Nazi loving …

Who Was That Unmasked Man or: Lassie, Stay Home   Pardon me while I rant.   What’s with the nobody’s wearin’ their mask anymore? I wag my inky nib at …

the Point or: Mapping It Out   I’m just gonna play around tonight.    Of all the nibs in my arsenal, the mapping point scares me the most. Most flexible …

Helter Skelter or: NUTS!   Once again the Virus-in-Chief pushes to destroy democracy by making the opposition of fascism a crime. While “no kings allowed” is the cornerstone of American …

The Invaders or: Stingtime In the Rockies   Last week is was moths in the studio, this week it’s wasps in the bedroom. Little buggers built a nest in the …

Moth Madness or: Fun With Vacuums   I’m getting inundated by moths! They always show upon the spring but, every few years we get an outright invasion and they’ve found …

The Results Are In or: Testing Testing 123   Joker shows up on TV last night. Have to say I liked it better as the “King of Comedy.” There was …

Lama Drama or: Run Away   We’ve got maybe good news and almost good news.   Maybe good news: Llama antibodies may be a weapon in the fight against the …

Drawer of Doodles or: Insomnia Blues   I’m takin’ the night off. From the files…   Happy Trails Smity   And wash those hands        

Bottoms Up or: Here’s Blood In Your Eye I said it before and I say it again – DO NOT LISTEN TO THE VIRUS-IN-CHIEF! Every week I think certainly that …

Trumpandorf the Thief-Pig Or: the Triforce of Weakness, Stupidity and Cowardice   Like the rest of you I’ve been finding ways to pass the time during the lock down. Times …